Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

shit locker

A bathroom stall in the men's room.

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.

by Ottawa June 14, 2010

twat lock

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

by Tyler Call January 6, 2007

Cocked & Locked

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

calvin locke

A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.

Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*

by Marty Gra January 18, 2017

California dread lock

When a guy nuts in a bitches hair then quickly twist it up resembling a dread lock.

She wanted my money to get her hair did, i told her "BITCH you only get a California dread lock!!?"

by MISFITMAN June 17, 2009