King Crap

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

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King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton July 1, 2012

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Blow King

The birthday boy who not only blows out the candle but blows all the guys at the party is the blow king

I went to a birthday party and was quite surprised when it was not just the candles being blown out but also all the guys at the party being blown. The person who came up from under the table was crowned the blow king

by Wingnut 13 April 10, 2021

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King Muze

Only the best singer/song writer to exist. Many people misunderstand him, but all he needs is love...

Person one: Hey have you heard King Muze !?
Person two: Yeah man he’s the best I’ve ever heard since Lil Peep!

Person one: You gotta love him :)

by Just_aGirl999 March 30, 2021

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Brown King

Brown King is a Chicano Rapper out of the Inland Empire. He is an ex-thug who is now serving Jesus and is now rapping for the King of King's. Brown King has a few haters that hide behind the internet but have NEVER confronted him face to face. AND NEVER WILL...

Hey look! There's Brown King let's diss him... naw, I'd rather hide behind a computer screen...

by the_realest July 11, 2019

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