David Murray

Slang term for a Curry, or a person with one or more limbs missing.

A person who traverses through the mediums of cruches or wheelchairs

I went to Glagsow,
I got a Lap Dance,
David Murray Canny Tap-Dance

Adebyor, he comes from Togo,
David Murray canny Pogo!

by DavidnaelegsMurray June 18, 2008

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

David Garrido

A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO

David garrido

by Yor d June 6, 2018

David Banks

An absolute legend who is a comedian, can make any girl wet, and is a legend at the brown of barge

Omg did you hear David Banks’ new rap album? It’s soooo fire

by TreeTrunccc November 22, 2020

David “Diddy”

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.

David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS

by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022

david maura

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay

Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.

by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013

david marshall

the most beautiful man to ever come out of scotland. saves pens and shags yer mothers. he is the national treasure of the scottish nation and is an absolute icon. he took the whole of scotland in his hands and shat on serbia.

na na na na na na na na na na na david marshall.

by yeeeeeeeeee course May 16, 2021