smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

poo snorkel

To insert a drinking straw into your anus and then place said straw into someone else's drink

Hamish is pissing me off, blagging drinks all night. Watch this, I'm going to poo snorkel him as way of payback.

by Paddy the poo-snorkeller January 19, 2021

poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,

poo lord da best guy heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw

poo lord is da best

by poo lord January 19, 2021

poo Fountain

You put a Anal bead into your ass and late it stay for a week letting poop build up and taking it out and letting out a fountain of poo

I poo Fountained last week it was hard but I did it.

by Eric Bleep'Bloop February 22, 2021

poo fart

When you think you have to fart ... but shockinly shit flys out !

michelle attempted to squeeZe out a beauty , but had a poo fart and left a rose-bud in her unders

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

poo face

(Latin:Femos Poois Chopis)Girls brown faces

Poo Faced girls who like to spend hours on the sunbed and end up having a face that resembles a large poo like structure, large "dow" like faces or fat chops are very common in the poo face race.

by Steve " GERMZ" Jones May 8, 2006