cock knocker

a cock knocker is a person with a large fist who smashes males in the balls for no apparent reason.

cock knocker pretty much ball tap but a huge ass fist is the tapper

by chronic007 November 21, 2009

fart knock

when someone knocks on your ass until you fart much like shart knock

i like to fart knock on my animal

by vhcuo0gogfd May 10, 2014

door knocker

Not what the name really seems. Should be re-worded to "nut knocker" but, what the hell, right? So the door/nut knocker is a sex move where as the women (or man) is providing hand or oral pleasure to the penis when the giver grabs the sack and starts beating it against the gouch, like a door knocker.

KRISTY TABING gives an awesome door knocker...i bet she practices..

by tator tot April 1, 2004

cock knocker

A member of the public who constantly wastes car sales executives time by asking fucking stupid questions and wanting to test drive every car on pitch.

person aged about 50 who has nothing better to do better known as a cock knocker.

by carsales May 14, 2010

knock knock

knock knock whos there shartonmis

Shartonmishoe
Funny hahahahahahahahah I sharted myself of laughin

by Betty Sollocks (sweaty bollock) March 30, 2004

Knocked Up And Down

Getting pregnant or knocked up and then getting an abortion or losing the baby to a miscarriage or other misfortune.

Jenny- Did you hear? Amanda got knocked up and down over spring break
Ben- No way! You have to wait until the third month to get knocked down!

by grooved.out.152660 June 17, 2011

knocking off

Fumbling about and goofing off, being as unproductive as possible, usually when something important needs to be done such as filing the paperwork Johnson handed you before lunch.
Also can refer to when someone is annoying the shit out everybody within a 50 foot radius, all the while thinking they are in fact making others laugh.

"Man we need to get this project finished, ASAP"
"Yeah but we'll never get it done, Zack is over there knocking off."

(Kid is dancing down an obviously crowded hallway and bumps into someone trying to mind their own business)
"Hey man quit knocking off!!!"

by MissQueen_A April 27, 2014