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America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025
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Lonnie Benningfieldoubjrule troubjrule in little AMERICA

Master MEXIT TOEHUN vs Lonnie Benningfield junior by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I am name after my own photograph movie by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine Lonnie Benningfieldoubjrule troubjrule in little AMERICA.
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Noname America

Place where nobody has a name
‘So what is your name?’ ‘I don’t have one’ ‘oooh you must be from noname america’
by Chad_maisvikkel May 23, 2018
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Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt
Captain America, are you flirting with me?
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”
by SaladWellington February 20, 2022
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America

Can refer to the Americas, a continent if you're not from Canada or USA, which say North and South America are different continents.

Most commonly refers to the United States of America, a country in North America that gets too much shit.
"Actually America is one continent"
"You know damn well that America in the sentence referred to the United States."
"It's still a continent!"
"At least that's what your country says."
by Thecoolesttoucanever October 28, 2023
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