Number 2

When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!

Hey where are you going??

I need to go number 2 real quick brb

What's a number 2?

When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

bone number holder

Another word for phone, more specifically for women's numbers. Used similarly to Phlizzy.

Imma hit you up on the bone number holder.

by Neudurk December 4, 2023

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

by Arm4c August 8, 2025

Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

Rayo's Number

The finite (eventually ending) greatest (biggest) number ever to be defined.
(As of Thursday December 17 2020)

Friend: What's the biggest number you know?
cc: Rayo's Number

by xRiver_ December 17, 2020

Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.

Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet

by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019