Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Pedro R. Flick

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce

"I'm Pedro R. Flick jr. and i've invented the straight flick"

by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025