Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Square Boob

A geeky slacker

Taylor is a square boob

by MR Royals January 7, 2012

da boob

da boob!!!!!!!!

i see da boob!!!!1!

by dabooblover4 October 21, 2015

Boob ball

Boob ball is when a female’s tit falls off and then boys use it as a soccer ball.

Hey bro do you want to play soccer with Sarah’s boob ball?

by Greasy toenail January 19, 2021

Boobed (verb)

The action in which one becomes 'owned'.

1. YOUR INTERNET JUST BOOBED YOU!
2. Dude, I just got boobed.

by Amir & Kati April 24, 2005

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

Friday Boobs

The Act of receiving an email on a Friday from a co-worker containing a large selection of fap worthy tit shots

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

by cdawggg June 5, 2014