A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Spider Giraffemug. When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.
"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"
"Adds some spider fun!"
"Adds some spider fun!"
by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024
Get the Spideringmug. by mmikmont July 1, 2019
Get the Barking spidersmug. by Astaraelpanther July 14, 2010
Get the Ferocious Lady-Spidermug. Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021
Get the spider raptormug. Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.
Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014
Get the Spider Daningmug. the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny
-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee
-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny
-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee
-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023
Get the panda / spider manmug.