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Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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Spidering

When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.
"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"

"Adds some spider fun!"
by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024
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Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
by mmikmont July 1, 2019
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Ferocious Lady-Spider

She loves to tickle her ferocious lady-spider
by Astaraelpanther July 14, 2010
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spider raptor

A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....
Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021
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Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.
Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014
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panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him
by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023
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