Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

Spider

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners

1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider

by Super Snis December 28, 2018

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.

Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.

by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021

Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020

Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 3, 2018