second shut

Making someone not your first priority

Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.

by bouncygirl123 December 1, 2018

Second uno reverse

The second uno reverse is meant to counter an uno reverse, thereby breaking quantum physics laws, ending the world as we know it.

Brad: ur mom is fat
Lawrence: uno reverse
Brad: Second uno reverse
Lawrence: *dies from laws of quantum physics being broken*

by Hazodaki October 2, 2022

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

Second Biggest Question

When used it refers to a major question about who the person should ask to the prom or other social event, or to all major questions in a relation ship but marriage which is the "Biggest Question" The phrase is generally used by guys in reference to girls but can be used by girls

Time to answer the Second Biggest Question! I need a date fast! #Second.Biggest.Question

by zkilling April 2, 2011

co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

My double-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

second strongest military in the world

a joke

who would’ve thought that the second strongest military in the world couldn’t even win a war against the poorest country in europe!

by ZΣPH Ψ February 20, 2025