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Bed Shitter

A man women child, or animal that shits on the bed. May or may not like being shamed for it in a sexual way, but is always shamed for it in a sexual way.
"Youre a naughty little bed shitter are'nt you bitch?"
by Being11355 May 22, 2020
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Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.
Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝
by Bedboxer May 9, 2018
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A Bed

OH MY LORD MY PERSON IS GOING TO SLEEP ON ME

i am a bed by the way
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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022
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Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
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