Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more

“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”

by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018

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stud girlfriend

A female who is more often than not perceived and acts more masculine and protective; the more dominant girlfriend in the relationship

“Do I really give off ‘stud girlfriend’ vibes?”
“Yes you literally act like man”

by Laur2158 November 22, 2023

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(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.

Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.

by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024

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Girlfriend

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch

“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend”

“What’s that?”

by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022

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Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by epqb May 19, 2024

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