breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun November 1, 2013

The Breath Of Fucking Versailles

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have any abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you kill people.

Person 1: Hey, do you kill people.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 7, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016

trout breath

A condition of bad breath caused by going down on a female.

"Damn yo - woke up this morning with that trout breath."

by drdudeguy July 20, 2016

true-axe breath

a person with rancid dog breath

Dude, he has true-axe breath. He needs to floss his teeth.

by thebeetman October 3, 2014