3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia

Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform

by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023

I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2

"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

by KingNestywesty December 22, 2023

Mr. Uniform

Mr. Uniform is a code name that two best friends give best friend #1’s crush so people don’t know who she likes. People who get called by the name of Mr. Uniform most likely go to a different school than the name giver, and the name giver only know Mr. Uniform through an older family member. Mr. Uniform is kind and caring. He plays baseball, and that is where he gets his name from. He usually has fluffy hair and an AMAZING jaw line. 🤭😉. Oh and he’s best paired with a girl who’s name starts with ‘k’

Omg girl Mr. Uniform is so darn cute🤭

by Senatra is a good puppy September 11, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025