Tub Thumper

The act of defecating in a bath tub.

The toilet was broken so Cory took a Tub Thumper.

by JBubbs July 01, 2010

Bible Thumper

Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.

If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.

by Fake it till ya make it May 27, 2015

dumper thumper

A name for the person doing the insertion part of anal sex.

Hey, did you hear Rob stuck it up Jill's ass again last night? That guy's a total dumper thumper!

by Ascender January 07, 2018

jungle thumper

1. a large african american

2. or just a general jack ass or phrase to yell when angry

1. that jungle thumper almost jumped me!

2. your a disgrace to jungle thumpers everywhere

2. god dammit jungle thumping fuck face

by Crack Monkey534 August 04, 2008

Cookie Thumper

Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.

Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!

by thek4team June 09, 2014

bible thumper

An individual who lives by the principles of the Bible, and follows the teachings of Jesus Christ as a way of life. Jesus' followers are called Christians. A Christian is a disciple of Jesus, and a disciple means a follower. Bible thumpers (aka Christians) live by the fact that the Bible is the living Word of God, and live their lives in a way that pleases and glorifies God, in order to assure salvation in heaven.

You know Jason? He's a Bible thumper. He's always trying to convert me into Christianity, because the Bible is telling him to. He keeps on telling me that I'll be going to hell if I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Saviour.

by hotsuma04 May 25, 2005

TURD THUMPER

A homosexual. thumping a turd.

Rock Hudson was a turd thumper.

by M.Wilson August 31, 2005