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Tennessee Meatloaf

Tennessee meatloaf(given it has 3 different meats) is when a chick gets banged by 3 dudes of 3 ethnicities at the same time. One in the mouth, one in the B and one in V.
She wasn’t down for a spit roast she wanted all 3, so we gave her a Tennessee meatloaf.
by TheInserter February 1, 2022
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Meatloaf

An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.
"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."
by yiikes May 19, 2018
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meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.
1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.
by p jones October 22, 2013
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Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection given by a family member through incest.
“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.
by Skittleballs November 13, 2019
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weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy
Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard
by Beilfetish May 20, 2018
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meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.
by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023
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Angus Wangus Meatloaf

When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”
Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy March 5, 2024
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