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Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance
by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015
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Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.
Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout
by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
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sprout pouch

A females/womans bra for containing breats.
Look at that girls red lacey sprout pouch
by Hovel January 5, 2007
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Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.
Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!
by 976Godless August 14, 2011
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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