Tuning the Piano

Having sex within arms reach of a piano

Oh, sorry we were tuning the piano

by dot the eyes March 17, 2011

Shiny Piano

Laying flat on your back, knees bent pointed upwards with your feet flat. Your partner gives you a rimjob while humming your favorite song, using your toes as a piano.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me after telling her mom on our vacation she learned how to play the shiny piano. She has been trying to explain it for thirty minutes. I cant stop laughing.

by Mainstreet640 October 17, 2019

Playing piano

A guy fingering a girl on each side while riding in a car.

John was playing piano with Kellie on his left and Kandis on his right.

by Julie271 December 5, 2019

piano in the dark

To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.

I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark

by smiling assassin November 21, 2017

simply piano

The fucking worst sin of man that my tired eyes have ever had the suffering of bearing witness too, with there constant belittling of other piano teaching platforms, attempts at ANY sort of humour but leads to actual cringe infested wastelands, that stupid fucking attempt of being edgy but lack any balls to say anything truly gruesome and if I see that stupid fucking four eyed bastard I’m going to shove a piano key so far up his ass that he can play Beethoven with his own beating heart.

“Simply Piano is the best teaching app for complete piano Beginners!”

“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

upsidedown piano

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.

I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy

by Bikemaster October 24, 2012

The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011