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The Right to Pee-Silence

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1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.
1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?
by scottrude May 31, 2010
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Pee Slinger

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1. The dearest friend a drug user has

2. A person who sells their clean urine to people so they can pass a drug test

3. One who sells their pee for personal gain
KJ: Man, I hope I get that job Monday. After Saturday night I'm not sure I can pass the drug test

Chico: That's cool bro. I'll give you the number for my pee slinger
by Sayrahbelle and K-Doggy January 8, 2012
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Sleepy Pee Pee

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One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.
I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Pee shat

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piss To take a quik piss.
I'm going to take a quik pee shat's be for we leave
by Massimiliano Manca October 4, 2006
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Pee Stain Jane

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A Pee Stain Jane, is a nasty old hag who never takes shower and smells like pee and wheres white shirts with stains a shat on it
OMG! Look at Mrs. HOVEN!, ugh! what a nasty old pee stain jane!
by [Ak]47> October 25, 2009
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Pee Stick

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Where you have an erection, and try to pee, so you start hitting people or objects with it to lessen your erection, and as you are doing so, you start to pee on everything. And someone pukes.
"Man I was trying to pee and when I hit the door with my penis, I peed on my cat and he threw up!"

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Pee-Synched

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When two work associates randomly visit the restroom at the same time as each eachother multiple times throughout the course of a day.
Man, Ken, this is the third time we've bumped into each other in the bathroom today. I think we're "Pee-Synched".
by itcanhappentoanyofus August 27, 2009
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