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and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
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boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.
"Katie is really boiling my nuts."
by Nutboiler August 15, 2025
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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017
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You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts
by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021
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MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.
friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG
by la cokaraacha January 7, 2021
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Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.
“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022
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On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.
by RealDark June 23, 2021
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