and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.

friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

by la cokaraacha January 7, 2021

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021