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Goodnight

(I'm not sure if other people use this term similarly, but feel free to use it this way)

When someone says "goodnight," they may be expressing a few different things: surprise, laughter, or shock. Think of it as a "daaaaamn" or "lmfaooooo" or "whaaaat?" kinda thing.
1.

Jennifer: Tom, did you hear that Lily was impregnated by her ex-boyfriend!?

Tom: Goodnight 💀

2.

Jennifer: *Tells a stupid joke."

Tom: LMFAO, goodnight 💀
by Senpai Energy March 3, 2024
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Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*
by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023
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kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022
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Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date
Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.
by DickGirl January 7, 2020
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Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight
I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse
by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021
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Joshua Goodnight

Joshua goodnight is a weirdo that no one talks to. If a Joshua goodnight gets a girlfriend it is a miracle, or friends at that matter.
Guy: isn't that Joshua goodnight guy weird?
Guy 2: yeah he doesn't have any friends. He just sits there. Weirdo.
by Lucerne valley October 8, 2020
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Thank You and Goodnight

A song that the pilot vas of Hazbin Hotel sang that made fans cry
Person 1: what’s your favorite song the pilot voice actors sang?
Person 2: definitelyThank You and Goodnight
by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024
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