Fuckallology 

Fuckallallogy (pronounced Fuck-all-ology), is an area of study where you learn to do absolutely FUCK ALL. Fuckallology can be taken as high as Doctorate (Dr.), at this level individuals will have mastered the art of doing fuck all.

Oh, you've been jobless and on the dole for house many years? 5? You must have a doctorate in Fuckallology!

Fuckallology by Its Wrighty May 2, 2011

fuckallrounder

A cricketing term. Implies that a certain player is chosen as both a bowler and a batsman, but is consistently performing poorly.

Jeff is supposed to be able to bat and bowl, but he ain't good at either. He is a fuckallrounder

fuckallrounder by laserswordofdeath +3 August 28, 2016

Fuckallyouhoessexual

This is the sexuality when you don’t want anyone and you hate everyone who tries to begin a relationship with you

“Will you go out with me?”
“No , I’m Fuckallyouhoessexual”

Fuckallyouhoessexual by Cottoncollector October 17, 2021

Proper Fuckall 

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

Proper Fuckall by LordGodful October 17, 2023