Floof

1. Something really fluffy
2. A childish name for a vagina

1. That dog has got so much floof on it
2. Her floof is so hairy

by sstarsouls May 22, 2018

Floof

A cute dog with soft fluffy fur.

You're dog is such a cute Floof

by MLGPure June 27, 2020

Floof

Noun/Adjective- An onomatopoeic word describing the sound of a brief gust of wind blowing past your ear and also defining the gust itself, often caused by something which can be described with the primary definition of the word.

When I spread out my comforter, it goes floof.

by Archeo Lumiere November 15, 2014

Floof

Not acting accordingly.

Miss me with that floof shit

by Farmie23 December 5, 2021

floof

furry

Kid: Hey mom, who's floof?
Mom: a furry

by kiteman82 January 7, 2023

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.

“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”

by anonymous November 13, 2023