Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 09, 2023

Blued

A common name for a Homosexual in denial

Person (Blued): LOL I Like Men But I'm Not Homosexual
Friend: I think You're Blued

by AbudyTheSimp July 05, 2022

Blued

Verb for blue. Used when filling in something blue.

I blued the sky. The walls were blued.

by Distorted Panda February 06, 2023

Blu Line

the goddamn blue line that pops up absolutesly EVERYWARE after you save and reload.

P1: all done my assignment (thats due in half an hour) better save it.
WORD: BTW ur document has around thirtyseven mistakes. The Blu Line will help you find them. ReMeMbEr YoUr CaPiTaLs.

by GW in corona November 09, 2021

Blu is a poo

Blu is a very powerful wizard, but he is not. He is not powerful because he is a fraudster
1 HA!

Hey! did you know that wizard blu is a poo and a fraudster?

by puffer.budgie January 29, 2023

bonnie blued

The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.

"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"

by ts-pmo May 11, 2025

aj blu

A people pleaser. Everybody loves him but only calls him when they need something. A big heart man who’s been through a lot.

Hey you seen how aj blu been so nice lately

by Bigballz39 November 20, 2023