feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

How you fight fascism

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?

Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

How you show your love

Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.

Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!

A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023