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Wake, Bake, and Wade 

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
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Wake, bake, and shake 

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
Wake, bake, and shake by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022