Two in the Back

A mystical place on the female body that only true men can find.

(When talking about double teaming a lady)
Man1: I'll take the front
Man2: I'll take the two in the back

by mangoku July 17, 2011

hanging out the back

when you are having sex on all fours

"oi dave what did you do this weekend"?
"well Al, i was on a knobout round my mates gaff and i was terrorising this bird, and there i was hanging out the back of it when my mate burst in" !!
" i said you know i looked good hanging out the back of it though init"!!

by im the daddy October 29, 2006

dragging pork up the back stairs

A phrase meant to describe the sexual actions of a gay male who is usually on the recieving end of his partner.

Alex didn't want to come to the Foxy Lady??? What is he, dragging pork up the back stairs?!?!?!?

by dasword November 10, 2006

sack in the back

The act of a male tucking his penis and balls between his legs (in a Buffalo Bill type style) while turning around, bending over and exposing his ass with bulging sack to passersby.

As my roommate Jim returned from the shower, he tried to gross me out by performing his "sack in the back" routine in my presence.

by Ray Boston January 19, 2007

in the back door

In the doggy style position, to act like you're going to stick your dick in the pussy but you stick it in the ass instead.

I bent that bitch over, she thought I was going in the pussy and then BOOM, I went in the back door!

by ThatMotherfucker December 16, 2014

Sack Whack on the Back Crack

The act of thrusting the man junk so far into a woman's (or man's if you are homosexual) anus multiple times that the balls consistently slap against the "host's" butt cheeks making a sound like a great high five.

KirtKanReed: "i am soo hungover bro, i can't remember anything about last night."

ChadKant: "you wouldn't want to."

Zenovia's Playa: " YEAH! BECAUSE CHAD GAVE YOU THE sack whack on the back crack WHILE YOU WERE SHIT FACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH!"

by Zenovia's Playa June 14, 2009

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020