Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

pop dog shot splitter

Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch

can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.

by Arsenic Taco October 15, 2011

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.

That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!

by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014

Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

Luxury Splitter

A roadie three way.

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!

by Wonderhill March 19, 2023