The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012
Get the Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splittermug. by Arsenic Taco October 15, 2011
Get the pop dog shot splittermug. by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018
Get the Beaver Splittermug. by 👺👹 March 7, 2022
Get the load splittermug. Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.
(Amanda flashes Greg)
You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...
You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...
by Rizznitz June 2, 2018
Get the Splittersmug. The demising of a commercial property
by Shnaka May 7, 2022
Get the Wig Splittermug. 