by dot the eyes March 02, 2011
To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.
I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark
by smiling assassin November 22, 2017
by Julie271 December 06, 2019
The fucking worst sin of man that my tired eyes have ever had the suffering of bearing witness too, with there constant belittling of other piano teaching platforms, attempts at ANY sort of humour but leads to actual cringe infested wastelands, that stupid fucking attempt of being edgy but lack any balls to say anything truly gruesome and if I see that stupid fucking four eyed bastard I’m going to shove a piano key so far up his ass that he can play Beethoven with his own beating heart.
“Simply Piano is the best teaching app for complete piano Beginners!”
“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”
“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”
by The Glock in his Rari March 20, 2023
Laying flat on your back, knees bent pointed upwards with your feet flat. Your partner gives you a rimjob while humming your favorite song, using your toes as a piano.
My girlfriend was so pissed at me after telling her mom on our vacation she learned how to play the shiny piano. She has been trying to explain it for thirty minutes. I cant stop laughing.
by Mainstreet640 October 17, 2019
by Bikemaster October 24, 2012
The event that takes place when a group of musicians find a piano at a school or house, suddenly or gradually "gathering" around the instrument. The result is each piano player showcsing their talents by playing their best piece(s), while the others watch and wait for their turn. Sometimes pushing and overthrowing of control for the piano takes play. Happens mostly around Asians.
For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years.
For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years.
My plans with my friends were almost crushed when Josh started a Piano Gathering at my house, lasting for almost half an hour.
Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago.
Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago.
by The Person from the Country August 04, 2011