and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.

Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut

by BiggerDickDaddy July 2, 2018

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked into the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked in the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017