and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

Coke my nuts

It’s exactly what it means.

“Yo, bro.”
“What’s up?”
“You wanna coke my nuts, bro.”

by DuckOBell July 30, 2021

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020

My nuts

It’s very small use pill to make it bigger

Yo my nuts are small

by I’m t March 29, 2022

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by anonymous October 27, 2021