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and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
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on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)
I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.
by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022
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Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.
“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022
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On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.
by RealDark June 23, 2021
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You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts
by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021
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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017
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Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
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