and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.

friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

by la cokaraacha January 7, 2021

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021