Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

samantha johnstone

a girl who has cheesy fleps, a mossy bank, a wee cow and ruins her weeks every weekend

friend 1 - omg a was so drunk last night
friend 2 - fs you done a samantha johnstone

by stravenbhoys November 22, 2021

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024