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Epic Fail Times

When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.
Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."

or

Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"
by Dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011
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Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
by Meek Meek October 20, 2008
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Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 21, 2010
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epic fail

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".
Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.
by yoyoyoyoyoo April 7, 2009
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epic fail

the words commenly used in the b-off household when sam and/or rob are over playing guitar hero.
sam: EPIC FAILLLL
rob: EPIC gonna commit suicide!
sam: Epic break up!
rob: Epic FAILLLL
emily: I am an epic failure & not an epic guitar hero.
by emiiiilayy June 26, 2008
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epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.
G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.
by arian_O March 20, 2010
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Supreme Epic Fail

A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.
From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS

A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.
by Whom it doesn't concern July 21, 2009
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