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National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one
nigga idk how to use this in a sentence just know its national suck my dick day
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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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National suck Sans dick day

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.
Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!
by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019
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National Grab Dick Day 2018

on april 10th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day!

National Grab Dick Day 2018 Is the best!
"girl, i grabbed 17 dicks today wbu?"

"i only grabbed 12 :("

National Grab Dick Day 2018
by National Day Teller May 25, 2018
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Suck Your Homies Dick Day

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day
by berto4663 March 30, 2022
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Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone
Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf
by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020
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Grab any nigga dick day

You can grab any nigga dick at any given time in front of everybody
Yalll it’s grab any nigga dick day
by I see your imprint August 30, 2019
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