American Slider

Cover a curved girl with honey and jelly. Then place her head on the floor and her feet on a bed. Start with a run-up and use the hooker as a slide.

Person 1: How much for an American slider?
Hooker: I don't do that!

by Truth That July 20, 2016

The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019

american sweatfest

where an argument turns into 2 people just insulting each other (normally started by americans hence the name) generally this is either 2 people trying to find the most personal insult (if they know eachother) the longest they can continously say insult without stopping (if they dont know each other) or whoever can say the most racial slurs the loudest fastest and in the most aggressive tone (generally by white mentally challenged people)

damn my argument was good but you just want an american sweatfest

by animus leudis pythonis January 19, 2023

the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

american lolita

American Lolita is a fashion trend taken from Vladimir Nabokovs novel ‘Lolita’. This fashion is very cute and girly, alike to the character ‘Dolores haze’. Some wardrobe staples include: crop tops, high waisted skirts, high waisted sailor shorts, gingham, rompers and flowy, retro style dresses. This style can be seen as a subcategory of nymphet fashion. There are many different genres in nymphet fashion. Some people take the more grungy approach, whereas others like to dress like an angelic nymphet. This style is very controversial because the ‘Lolita’ Novel can be seen as a negative connotation.

Person 1: wow that girl looks just like Dolores haze !
Person 2: I know , it’s probably because she’s dresses in American Lolita fashion.

by lololahaze June 7, 2018

American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021

American McGee

Slang for a woman's period, also known as "that time of the month".

1: Oh did you recently hear about Alice?
2: Yeah I heard she went psycho and went around stabbing their air thinking demons were trying to get her.
1: Jesus, that's insane. She must be having an American McGee.

by Punished_Apollo July 26, 2021