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Evan

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"
by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024
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Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.
Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."
by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks
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evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun
"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee
by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025
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Evan

An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
I think everyone needs an Evan, just not my Evan.
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