Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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tony ramos

dude he's such a tony ramos! His dick is probably a bubble!
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tony sierra

tony sierra is a streamer who pulls chicks for days non stop
tony sierra has a long ballsack

tony sierra is a cunt
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Tony Hawk Syndrome

The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.
"Tears of the Kingdom Link suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome."
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Toni V., B.

toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.

the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.

also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.

as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.

so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.

i will love you until the day i die <3
omg this person is so cool! must be a toni v., b.
by the stranger you will recogniz November 24, 2024
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