Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Smacking Donuts

Smacking Donuts
The act of two females enjoying glazed Donuts.

I just seen two girls smacking Donuts.

by Sikteez024 June 12, 2018

Smack the Goose

The act of masturbation

I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose

by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties

Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.

by Injurdbutrfly69 February 22, 2025

Smacking plays

What I call a homo-sapiens addicted to stapes

Person 1: Are you addicted to states?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Smacking plays.

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025