whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

Kinky Black Goat

Kinky Black Goat also known as Kinks,

Is an uber secksy guy who can code his way into anything. He is the 1337 sauce, And Amarante loves him forever and ever!

-Kinky Black Goat has signed in-
Amarante: Oooh its Kinks! *glomps*

by Ama August 31, 2008

WGR - Wet Goat Rider

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

by asswipe17 March 12, 2013

TANKOO THE G / TANKOO THE GOAT

Tankoo The G/Tankoo The G is An 17 Year Old Supped Star From The West Side Of Chicago.

Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat

by Tankoo The G July 27, 2022

whatever milks your goat

Another phrase for saying "whatever floats your boat" - or in other words "whatever works best" or "whatever pleases you".

"So Sean, what do you feel like doing tonight?"

"I dunno, whatever milks your goat man"

by JJJJJJJJJJW August 23, 2016

Harder than a goats knee

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.

1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010