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national grab a guys dick day

on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day
by canada gov- national days April 7, 2017
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ask a stupid question day

a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?

Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?

What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?

Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?

Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
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On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.
Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!
by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021
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National kiss a soccer boy day

On November 23 you have to kiss a soccer boy :)
Hey it is national kiss a soccer boy day let’s kiss after my game;)
by Someone216 November 23, 2019
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Nov 7 National tell a guy he’s pretty day

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Nov 7 national tell a guy he’s pretty day is a wonderful day where u can tell a guy he’s pretty <3
by RandomAssBitchThatIsLonely November 7, 2021
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pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
by GTrain88 April 24, 2015
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