An individual, not necessarily male or female, whose individual self perception holds the hypocritical view that they themselves are of a higher standard than those around them. This person is rude, uninteresting, ignorant, and generally unpleasant to be around, yet projects their subconscious realization of this onto all others around them although others are objectively viewed on a better standard than this person.
— “This girl has been going around telling everyone that she thinks I’m dirty and ugly even though she only showers every other week. It’s really getting to me and when I tried to talk to her about it she told me she would never say something like that and only believes in positivity.”
— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”
— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”
by meepeepee December 9, 2023
Get the Fat Chickmug. Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.
Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.
She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.
She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."
You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."
"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."
Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"
Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"
Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."
"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."
Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"
Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"
Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
by fish supreme April 23, 2019
Get the Outdoor Chickmug. A chick who’s really into you and has faith and trust that you will end up together at some point, but you have little to no idea that you will end up together. Everyone around you two is the dust that helps push you into the correct situation to be together.
Katelyn has always had a thing for Cramon but he is completely clueless. All her friends believe from the bottom of their heart it will work out one day. They tell her she’s such a pixie chick and all she needs is faith, trust and a little Pixie dust
by Bar Side Scholars March 29, 2019
Get the Pixie Chickmug. J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!
by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019
Get the J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter.mug. The songs a guy secretly has in his mp3/ipod that are considered popular by females. Generally he will not let anyone else know he likes these songs (i.e. Kate Perry, Kelly Clarkson)
Marvin: Everyone is laughing at me because I have "California gurls" on my ipod.
Doug: Dude, you should know better than to let others see your chick pile.
Doug: Dude, you should know better than to let others see your chick pile.
by grimreeper1984 August 23, 2011
Get the chick pilemug. When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.
by Oled Greg September 27, 2015
Get the Buffer Chickmug. A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential
by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023
Get the Retired side chickmug.