...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 9, 2021

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025