someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
Get the human skin tagmug. Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
Get the Human Bottle Rocketmug. Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!
That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
by TheweirdmoviemakersofAmerica December 26, 2011
Get the Human Rolly Polymug. A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.
by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018
Get the totally functional humanmug. When enjoying a song, Chris Chrome turn into this Human Bubble Head, bopping his head and enjoying the sound. (ex: when listening to that new Digga D album NbN)
You can witness the bubble head every Sunday on the Classic Quest Reviews on Behind that Suit channel
You can witness the bubble head every Sunday on the Classic Quest Reviews on Behind that Suit channel
Chris: Yo that's a BOP!!
he says while bopping his head left and right up and down, turning into a human bubble head instantly.
he says while bopping his head left and right up and down, turning into a human bubble head instantly.
by brkfastcereals April 17, 2022
Get the Human Bubble Headmug. you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that
youre older too
helps
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that
youre older too
helps
you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend
you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know
from "Letters to human beings", p84-86
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend
you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know
from "Letters to human beings", p84-86
by Krkič January 7, 2023
Get the Letters to human beingsmug. 1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.
1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."
2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"
stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"
human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"
2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"
stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"
human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
Get the human mood ringmug.