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Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.
Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!
by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019
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best human in the world

when someone is immensely adorable and lovely and cute and modest and beautiful and elegant and divine and exquisite and angelic and loveable and dazzling and funny and kind and just perfect in general and is the sun itself. he or she will always say no when they are called it.
" Ah, Emmie truly is the best human in the world uwu she makes my heart go boom boom " The girl said as she touched her chest and let out a big grin.
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milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")
Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.
by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016
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The Human Keg-ipede

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.
(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")
by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011
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Human Rolly Poly

The sewing of someone's face to their own butt, similar to Human Centipede.
Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!

That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
by TheweirdmoviemakersofAmerica December 26, 2011
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Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
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Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?
by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
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