Puerto Rican Gas Mask

While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.

Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"

by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Gp-4 gas mask

Another soviet mask used by preppers, collectors and little kids trying to look cool. It was used in the 1950s for gas protection. Just like all other soviet gas maskes all the people are too fucking retarded to change out the coffee can type filter, which is very toxic with asbestos for your health.

"The Gp-4 gas mask is my favorite gas mask!"

by GabrielO June 29, 2018

get off the gas bro

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser

david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."

by simplyaman01 June 17, 2009

You got any gas

Damn good weed!

Hey, you got any gas?

by Budawgs76 December 16, 2016

topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006

Gas tank fill-up

The art of having anal sex with a female, and while she isn’t looking you pee in her butthole to save you a trip to the bathroom.

Chad: Dude my girlfriend broke up with me because she was shitting piss for days after I gave her the good ol’ Gas tank fill-up

by Longballe_d October 9, 2018