Skip to main content

internet stalk 

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
internet stalk by muchluv June 27, 2005
internet stalk mug front
Get the internet stalk mug.
See more merch

high speed internet 

much like DSLs, but a more general term
Damn, did you see that bitch?
Yeah, she had some hig speed internet.

Internet 

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.
Internet by Brad July 29, 2003

lol internet 

The 100,000th post (called a GET) on 4chan.org. It's also commonly referred to on YTMND.com, a website notorious for using memes and fads from 4chan. On YTMND, the phrase is in a speech bubble uttered by Ronal McDonald while riding in a car with the background zooming by. Several version of this have been made with other characters in other vehicles.
Did you see that new "lol internet" YTMND?
Yeah they totally stole that crap from 4chan.
lol internet by Jimmy July 31, 2006

internet banging

To act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone.
Buster: Yo holmes, im gunna whip you ass!

Casper: Simon? I'll meet you at West Park on South Central blvd and Alondra.

Buster: Your not worth my time. Or Your not worth it.

Casper: Then quit wasting my time internet banging, leva! I got a bullet for you, next time I see you, punk chabala.
internet banging by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009

internet 

it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.
have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.

Internesia 

a word used to describe the state of mind of a person who logs on to the internet,fully intent on surfing numerous websites,only to find his mind a complete blank,when he logs on.
Cheryl: 'whats up with John,why is he just sitting and staring at the monitor with that 'thousand yard',dead mans stare.I thought he was all set to do some serious surfing ?'

Debbie: 'Nah nothing to worry about,bad case of Internesia,he'll live.'