Meta Human Bowl

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.

The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!

by doocezz June 23, 2021

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Human Butane Fill

When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.

"Yo dawg, I'm running low on fart, can you human butane fill me?"

by ALPH4 May 4, 2012

waste of human space

A guy who is taking up a spot on earth which he should not have, he is a waste if human space

*Rap battle*
Kid- You are a waste of human space

Other kids OHHHHHHH #OMFG #GG

by You are waste August 8, 2017

Human Rolly Poly

The sewing of someone's face to their own butt, similar to Human Centipede.

Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!

That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.

by TheweirdmoviemakersofAmerica December 26, 2011

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022